I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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