Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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