could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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