I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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