He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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