"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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