In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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