Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Boobs are out for the taking
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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