they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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