she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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