yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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