Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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