One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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