first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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