I want to stick my p in your. b.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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