I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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