Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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