I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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