Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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