Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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