Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
