This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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