Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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