There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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