is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
