i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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