I want to have your abortion
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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