She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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