VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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