no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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