Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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