i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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