super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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