Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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