Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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