I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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