The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
