I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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