you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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