I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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