I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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