Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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