This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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