IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They took my balls.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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