did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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