Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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