puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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