gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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