what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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