found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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