physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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