Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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