i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
