So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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