What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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