I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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