i barfeds in our rink
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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