3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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