So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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