is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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