How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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